is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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