mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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