so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
