New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I have so many feelings about this burrito
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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