We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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