on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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