How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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