I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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