Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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