What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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