I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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