butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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