He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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