I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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