so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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