You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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