apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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