Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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