Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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