Well apparently he's into motor boating.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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