More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
My dick has a subreddit
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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