Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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