Have you finally orgasmed yet?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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