I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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