i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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