Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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