They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Boobs are out for the taking
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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