The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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