And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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