I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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