2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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