I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
So many bounce houses so little time
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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