i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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