Need sex. Gaining weight.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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