He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Dick very happy bro
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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