Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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