We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
she smelled like a LAN party
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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