Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
