the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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