yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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