Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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