so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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