She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
worst night to have a conscience
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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