Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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