just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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