Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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