Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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