Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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