Small penises have feelings too.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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