he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
this will be a night to untag.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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