Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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