I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Randomize
