Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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