no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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