He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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