Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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